cumberbitches vs nasty adware
“I love his voice..his posture..his character..but I don’t like him”
“Blue eyes are so common!!”
“Do you have blue eyes??”
“Do I have blue eyes??”
Obvs someone is in denial.
You are a cumberbitch. Say it loud and proud.
2. I’ve brought upon myself some nasty adware in my system. I can’t even use the time machine because NOTHING is backed up on it. Channeling all the middle fingers of the universe towards this annoying terdir adware.
I spent last weekend in Kedah’s Sungei Petani:
Domestic flights take place in claustrophobic planes.
The heat was intense.
One has to choose between keeping face or keeping within the budget.
Don’t look to close, you’ll be able to see the grainy texture caused by all that filtering.
This parking lot only accommodates black and white cars.
Back alley peddling
‘Chicken with bread around it’ is more accurate than Chicken Bread (面包鸡).
Truth be told, these pastries didn’t make the best souvenirs.
Double fingers: their design is better than their chicken biscuits.